Here I AM

grinderman2:

I just ate one (1) medium-sized apple and I am very excited to rollerblade for about 20 minutes, at which point I will have burned all of the calories gained from the apple and my body, lacking an energy source, will crumple lifelessly to the ground

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Aug 24
Aug 24

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octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

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Aug 24
Aug 24

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classicalmusicart:

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored


Omg, I am laughing so hard xD
Aug 24

classicalmusicart:

4gifs:

When airport employees get bored

Omg, I am laughing so hard xD

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Aug 21

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

hemosnixuality:

heathers-rivera:

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I AM PEEING MYSELF

 i lost my shit at adele then lost it harder at white chritsmas

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sixpenceee:

doorfus:

Photos doing this?


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Click the ‘edit HTML button’, if the code for your image looks like this…
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…delete the ‘s’ and the numbers including the period so the code will look like this
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And enjoy your image!

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THANK YOU!

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Aug 21
How to fix the box photo
Aug 21
The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job

sushinfood:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

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When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

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I’ve never seen a post sympathize with a teacher

There is hope yet for this world

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Aug 21
Aug 21

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via antics-of-an-author)